The short version is, a player exploited a loophole in the rules regarding horses to create an entire dynasty of horses that then restored the Roman Empire. 'That Time a Horse Conquered the Ancient World'.This is funny by itself, but Conclave took it a step further and made Glitterhoof into an actual courtier with 'Horse' culture, resulting in no end of silliness: A ruler with the Lunatic trait will sometimes randomly appoint their horse Glitterhoof to the post of chancellor, in reference to one of Caesar Caligula's shenanigans.After successfully arranging for someone to die by poisoned wine, your character might comment, 'I think I will celebrate with. The button text for some of the more dastardly actions frequently delves into Black Comedy.even if your ruler is sixty years old and his wife is sixteen. The Lustful trait is more of an incredibly useful trait to have rather than a disadvantage due to the fertility boost as it guarantees your dynasty's continuation.Anyone can marry anybody of any age, which makes for some cringeworthy pairings such as a sixty year old ruler having a sixteen year old wife.Sometimes however you get something like 'A three headed goat was born in. In the event you have a year where nothing particularly interesting happens, the game inserts something about one of your provinces usually this will be something like 'An unusually large number of births in '. With the Charlemagne Expansion, Chronicles were added, listing all your accomplishments.Normally, your character will roll their eyes, but if they're a Lunatic themselves, they'll join in. If you hold a feast such as a Germanic blot and one of your guests is a Lunatic, he may start running around naked screaming that he's on fire.

There's an event where a Lunatic seduces a rosebush.Except for the ban on violence, which gives a -20. All of these give you a -15 opinion penalty with your vassals called 'Passed Insane Law'. banning violence, promoting conversion by kindness as opposed to threat of force, and just general niceness. Such as forcing peasants to put holes in their walls, a total ban on pants, the use of turnips as a standard currency, and. Another Lunatic event is the passing of insane laws.May the Shining Tentacle preserve us all. With his flying longship and crew of twelve singing rabbits, Kettil earned his fame by sailing across the Norse lands solving crime. Kettil, proud son of a holy union between Odin, a wild mare and three forest gnomes, paid Óleifr handsomely to carve these runes. Granted, it's likely that your dynasty will be kicked off as soon as there's a Succession Crisis, but for that particular King's lifespan, you'll be wondering how the hell it happened. For example, as an Irish King, it's possible to (through bloodline ties to the throne) become nominated by a Faction to become King of England, or large chunks of it. The female ruler can then tearfully reassure him of her love and proceed to seduce other guys. Your husband will get a -200 opinion penalty because you are a harlot and will confront you while throwing furniture around. Female rulers can seduce other male rulers too. One of the event options after your love-making sessions goes 'Vidi, Vici, Veni.' * I saw, I conquered, I came. The Way of Life expansion introduces, among other things, the ability to seduce courtiers.What will your first kingdom be called? Mine will be the Kingdom of the Fish People, ALL HAIL FISH PEOPLE!' The expansion will also bring custom kingdoms. Relive the experience of bringing an empire back from the dead by assembling lesser empires, a 'franken-empire' if you will. 'Charlemagne lives on in the new CK2 Charlemagne expansion.

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